The Camp Staff
This page contains pertinent information for staff members of Camp Marianne.
Alphabetical listing;
Cousin Adam
Job Titles: Camp Technician
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Cousin Amy
Job Titles: Camp Activities Director
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Cousin Angela
Job Titles: TBD
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Cousin Ashley
Job Titles: Housekeeping Enforcement Officer
PROFILE
First Name: Ashley
Scientific Name: Precousprincess
State: Missouri
Age: 9
Age you feel like: 19
Favorite TV Sit Com: Spongebob Squarepants
Favorite Movie Star: Scooby Doo
Favorite Movie: Lilo and Stitch
Favorite Beverage: Cherry Coke
Favorite Song: Honey I'm Home
Favorite Color: All colors but brown and black
Hobbies/ Interest: Cleaning, organizing, horseback riding, sports, boys
Person you want to be most like: Hilary Duff
Comments: My job title at camp is Housekeeping Enforcement Officer. Tickets will be issued to violaters who fail to keep their living space/ quarters in a clean and tidy manner. Fines up to $75 will be charged for violation of the Clean Room Act. Fines will be paid to the DOF.Back to Top
Cousin Bryan
Job Titles: Camp Self Defense Instructor
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Cousin Carol
Job Titles: Camp Nurse and 3 am R.E. Administrator.
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Cousin Chris
Job Titles: TBD
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Cousin Cindy
Job Titles: Assistant to Head Chef
First Name: Cindy/CynthiaPROFILE
Scientific Name: Gambler
State: Kansas
Age: 55
Age You Feel Like: 35
Favorite TV Sit Com: Friends
Favorite Movie: Gone With the Wind "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"
Favorite Movie Star: Tom Hanks
Favorite Beverage: Tea
Favorite Song: AHOLE
Favorite Color: Peach
Hobbies/Interest: Poker, Slots, Reading, Outings with AHOLE, outings without AHOLE
The Person You Want To Be Most Like: Cousin Marianne (She is the most unselfish person I know) Plus we all get to go the Campmarianne!!!
Comments And/Or Quotes:
"What goes around comes around"
"Work like you don't need the money"
"Love like you've never been hurt"
"Dance like nobody's watching"
"Sing like nobody's listening"
" Live like it's Heaven on Earth"
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Cousin Dave
( Cousin Dave & Cousin Joyce )
Job Titles: Web Master Guy, Assistant to Head Chef, Camp Juicer
PROFILE
First Name: DaveScientific Name If Applicable: Carpe Diem
State or Country: Michigan
Age: 55
Age you feel like: 19
Favorite TV Sit Com: Taxi
Favorite Movie Star: Jack Nicholson
Favorite Movie: Blade Runner
Favorite Beverage: Carrot, Beet, Celery and Lemon Combo or Labatts Blue.
Favorite Song: I Was Born Under A Wonderin' Star
Favorite Color: Laser Red
Hobbies/Interests: Sailing, Watching Old Movies, Climbing Mountains or Sleeping.
The Person you want to be most like: Jack LaLane
Comments and/or Quotes: "All you can ever really have in life is family, so let's make Camp Marianne the greatest event ever"
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Cousin Gary, C.D., A.H.O.L.E.
aka: the GAS man...
Job Titles: Camp Director
PROFILEFirst Name: Gary a/k/a: The CD and AHOLE
Scientific Name If Applicable: Homosapien
State or Country: KANSAS
Age: 58 (I think)
Age you feel like: 82 in body and 12 in sprit
Favorite TV Sit Com: Gilligan’s Island
Favorite Movie Star: Gilligan
Favorite Movie: Ernie Goes to Camp
Favorite Beverage: Beer
Favorite Song: Theme song to Ernie Goes to Camp
Favorite Color: Dull brown
Hobbies/Interests: Eating, sleeping, and resting.
The Person you want to be most like: Cousin John
Comments: I look forward to offering my expertise in the field of leadership. I will not lead by example; I will lead by application of rules published in the Camp Marianne Manual and other published treaties on this subject; and by delegating task to those under my command and regime.
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Cousin Gayle
Job Titles: TBD
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Cousin Helen
Job Titles: Deputy Party Advisor
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Cousin Jason
Job Titles: TBD ( Overseas Member, Mora, Sweden )
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Cousin Jennafer
Job Titles: TBD
PROFILEFirst Name: Jennafer
Scientific Name: Wild Thing
State or Country: Missouri
Age: 13
Age you feel like: 21
Favorite TV Sit Com: Friends
Favorite Movie Star: Josh Hartnett
Favorite Movie: Legally Blonde
Favorite beverage: Smoothies
Favorite song: Star Spangled Banner
Favorite color: Orange
Hobbies/ Interest: Art, Singing, Bugging My Mom
The person you want to be the most like: My Uncle John
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Cousin Jessica
Job Titles: TBD
PROFILE
First Name: Jessica
Scientific Name: Groovychic
State or Country: Missouri
Age: 11
Age you feel like: 22
Favorite TV Sit Com: Boy Meets World
Favorite Movie Star: Brad Pitt
Favorite Movie: Dude, Where's My Car?
Favorite Beverage: Dr. Pepper
Favorite Song: Pop!
Favorite Color: Lime Green
Hobbies/ Interest: Art, Music, Swimming, Sports
The person you want to be most like: My Uncle John
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Cousin John, FFST, DOT, DOS, DOF, SOB, TURD
Job Titles: To many to list...
PROFILEFirst Name: John
Scientific Name If Applicable: Aeronauticus upsidedownicus
State or Country: New York
Age: 37
Age you feel like: 12
Favorite TV Sit Com: Futurama
Favorite Movie Star: Marvin the Martian
Favorite Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Favorite Beverage: Milk, it does a body good
Favorite Song: 2112
Favorite Color: Sky Blue
Hobbies/Interests: Airplanes, sleeping, Airplanes, eating, Airplanes, drinking, Airplanes
The Person you want to be most like: I am an SOB but would really love to be like AHOLE
Comments:
"These are the times the Camp director tries men’s Souls" "Ask not what you can do for your family, but what your family can do for you!!!" "Do unto the family, before the family does unto you" "Give me beer, or give me death" "One small step for the SOB, One giant leap for the AHOLE" "I speak softly, and carry a big beer" "One bear by day, two bears at night"Back to Top
Cousin Jonathan
Job Titles: Camp Paint Ball War Games Organizer
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Cousin Joyce
Job Titles: Camp Tap Dance Instructor
PROFILE
Name: Joyce
Scientific Name: Pigeon Lady
State: Michigan
Age: 50
Age you feel like: 30 the morning, 75 at night
Favorite TV sitcom: Friends and Everybody Loves Raymond
Favorite Movie Star: Harrison Ford
Favorite Movie: Gone With The Wind
Favorite Beverage: Diet Coke
Favorite Song: Don't have just one but many
Favorite Color: Blue
Hobbies: Reading, slots, giving orders, controlling, laughing, and making fun of Gary
Person would most like to be like: My daughter Rachel or son Jonathan for the acheivers they are with their own adversity's. Dave for the caring and patient person he is.
Comments: I am expecting this to be one good damn vacation. So I hope you all try real hard to please me and make me comfortable and cater to my every whim. I expect a real good time and don't really care about earning any awards. I really am a lovely person as long as I'm happy and laughing.
Cousin Julia
Job Titles: TBD ( Overseas Member, Mora, Sweden )
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Cousin Julie
Job Titles: Camp Reservation Clerk
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Cousin Kevin
Job Titles: TBD
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Cousin Maja
Job Titles: TBD ( Overseas Member, Mora, Sweden )
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Cousin Marianne
circa 1953
Job Titles: Camp Hostess.
PROFILE
First Name: MarianneScientific Name If Applicable: Granny
State or Country: Kansas
Age: 59 (Real)
Age you feel like: 35
Favorite TV Sit Com: Third Rock From The Sun
Favorite Movie Star: Kevin Costner
Favorite Movie: An Affair To Remember
Favorite Beverage: Bottled Water
Favorite Song: Tomorrow
Favorite Color: Yellow
Hobbies/Interests: Slots, Flowers, House Plants,
The Person you want to be most like: Eleanor Roosevelt
Comments: Being a member of our family is special because there is no other group of people sharing the same genes that would accept the weakest link as their camp director. Which brings up another idea, we need to do a weakest link round one evening at camp. I'll start preparing questions and volunteer to be moderator.
Personal Preferences: My food and drink needs to be lite salt, sugar free, decaf, fat free, low calorie, high protein, low carb, low cholestorel, high fiber, served warm, not hot, or cool, not cold. Cooked meat needs to be medium, not rare or well done, cut into bite sized pieces. Veggies either raw or cooked, preferably steamed or baked, cream or cheese sauces served on the side. No gravies. Sugar substitute preferably Sweet and Low, not Equal. Beverages may be alcoholic. Preferably Scotch, Chevis Regal in particular. Breakfast may be served to me in bed, however, I will expect lunch and dinner served in the dinning room. I prefer the meals served on China with sterling silver flatware, polished, not tarnished. Water may be served in goblets with two standard sized ice cubes. Prefer bottled water, clear, not tainted. Two servers will be acceptable, one for food, other for beverage. Napkins need not be linen, large, soft paper napkins will be acceptable. Table cloths should be linen, clean, not stained.
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Cousin Mark
Job Titles: TBD
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Cousin Mary
Job Titles: Camp Chef
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Cousin Michelle
Job Titles: Director of Photographic Equiptment ( D.O.P.E ), Coordinator for Horseback Riding.
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Cousin Nick
Job Titles: Director of Television Equiptment, ( D.O.T.E )
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Cousin Rachel
First Name: RachelJob Titles: Camp Speech Coordinator
PROFILE
Scientific Name: Speech/Language Lady or Willy Wonka (from having the last name Czerwonka my whole life!)
State or Country: Michigan
Age: 23
Age you feel like: 45 (I go to bed around 9:30 –10:00 every night!)
Favorite TV Sit Com: Friends
Favorite Movie Star: Tom Hanks
Favorite Movie: Gone With The Wind
Favorite Beverage: Carrot juice, Labatt Blue, red wine (I am my father’s daughter!)
Favorite Song: Swing! Swing! Swing! (or anything from the Big Band era) or Classical music
Favorite Color: Yellow
Hobbies/ Interest: Reading, collecting antiques and old photographs
The person you want to be most like: Has to be my Dad…he is one of the most positive people I know!
Comments: I am very much looking forward to going to Camp Marianne and getting to know all of the out-of-state relatives that I never get to see, and some of whom I have never even met! I think it’s going to be a great experience, and with this big mix of people and personalities…well…let’s just say that ANYTHING is possible!!
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Cousin Raymond
Job Titles: Camp Party Advisor ( CPA )
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Cousin Rosemary
Job Titles: Camp Gambling Consulor and Assistant to Head Chef
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Cousin Steve
Job Titles: TBD
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Cousin Sue
Job Titles: TBD
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Cousin Tim
Job Titles: Camp Chaplin & Assistant to Head Chef
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Cousin Tom A.C.D, A.H.O.L.E.#2
Job Titles: Assistant Camp Director
PROFILE
First Name: Tom a/k/a ACD and AHOLE#2Scientific Name: Sports Nut....
State or Country: Michigan
Age: 47
Age you feel like: 60 (getting out of bed in the morning) 25(once joints get loose)
Favorite TV Sit Com: MASH / Home Improvement (couldn't decide on one)
Favorite Movie Star: Mel Gibson
Favorite Movie: All Lethal Weapon movies.....
Favorite Beverage: Labatt Blue, Blackberry Brandy (Bud, if I'm really desperate)
Favorite Song: Faith Hill's, Breathe Country music in general.
Favorite Color: Blue (Labatt Blue)
Hobbies/ Interest: Bowling, Golf, Fishing, Camping
The person you want to be most like: (I thought about this one for all of about 2 seconds) I want to be like, ME!
Comments: I look forward to seeing everyone in Winter Park, CO. If my new job allows, we will be there.
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Cousin Tony ( and sons )
Job Titles: Camp Fireman And Rescue Trainer ( F.A.R.T )
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Cousin Viktoria
Job Titles: TBD ( Overseas Member, Mora, Sweden )
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COUSIN WANABE'S
Cousin Andy
Job Titles: TBD
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Cousin Kris
Job Titles: TBD
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Cousin Matt
Job Titles: TBD
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